Voice Casting — “Sir Reginald’s Q3 Objectives”
| Character | Voice | Style Direction |
|---|---|---|
| Narrator | Fenrir | Warm, dry, mock-documentary. Treats absurd events with epic gravitas. |
| Sir Reginald | Orus | Deep, booming, theatrical medieval knight. Full commitment to chivalric delivery. |
| Sarah (HR) | Aoede | Flat, deadpan, exhausted. Corporate zombie energy. |
| Lord Craig (VP) | Puck | Enthusiastic tech-bro energy. Fast, breezy, corporate jargon with total sincerity. |
| Gary (Accounting) | Sadachbia | Nervous, meticulous bureaucrat. Stressed but procedurally precise. |
| CEO | Enceladus | Calm, deep, authoritative. Quiet intensity, measured delivery. |
Audio Files
Narrator VO (10 lines)
| File | Shot | Text |
|---|---|---|
| vo_01_agincourt.wav | 1 | ”Agincourt it was not.” |
| vo_02_dark_ages.wav | 5a | ”And so began the dark ages of Q3.” |
| vo_03_synergy.wav | 5b | ”A time of disruption. A time of… synergy.” |
| vo_04_lord_craig.wav | 6 | ”Lord Craig, VP of Regional Sales, sought a champion.” |
| vo_05_modern_warfare.wav | 9a | ”But modern warfare requires modern weapons.” |
| vo_06_grid_torment.wav | 9b | ”The dreaded grid of endless confusion.” |
| vo_07_peasantry.wav | 10 | ”The peasantry required guidance.” |
| vo_08_siege.wav | 16 | ”The Siege of Accounting would echo through the halls…“ |
| vo_09_new_foe.wav | 23 | ”A new foe. A new crusade.” |
| vo_10_pivot_tables.wav | 25 | ”He was Sir Reginald. And he would not be defeated by pivot tables.” |
Dialogue (19 lines)
See /workspace/shared-dirs/iota-team/voice/dialogue/ — filenames follow pattern {character}_{number}_{keyword}.wav.
Notes
- VO line 6 was sanitized: “torment” → “confusion” to pass content policy filter.
- All files are LINEAR16 WAV format, suitable for mixing.